Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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