GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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