So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You made out with two different species that night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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