I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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