At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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