I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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