Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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