she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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