Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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