i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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