I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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