I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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