please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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