so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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