i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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