just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the day after is always just damage control
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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