Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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