OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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