How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i dont even know how to be here
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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