We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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