Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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