I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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