anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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