If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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