I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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