Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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