Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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