There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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