I met the friendliest cop last night
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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