new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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