We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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