Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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You. Win. At. Life.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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