She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize