I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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