i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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