I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I checked into jail on foursquare
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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