im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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