Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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