After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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