If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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