Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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