My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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