summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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