got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
where are my eyebrows?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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