All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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