with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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