Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize