Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He did a backflip because drugs
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