Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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