anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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